badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

(via dancing-on7thstreet)

h0odrich:

if the maine can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i

(via nick3lsen)

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(via johnocactus)

deducethestars asked: me or me

niether

but if i had to pick id go with me

and 4/10

ok kidding 10/10

hereisavirtualhug asked: halvo or kennedy!

o o ummmm man um

this is hard ok um Ken

and omg 10/10 i love your blog